Flying Spaghetti Monster

by Stephen Fluin 2005.10.05
A new religion has been created in face of what has been happening with the Kansas State school board. The school board has received a majority vote to start introducing the theory of intelligent design in classrooms. In response to this a religion calld "pastafarianism" or FSM has been created. Numerous PHD and non-PHD FSM supporters are arguing that if ID is going to be taught in schools, that creation via the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be taught, because they hold the same merit. The FSM created the world to make it look like evolution happened with his noodly appendage. Every time scientists find more evidence of evolution, it is placed by the FSM. When scientists do carbon dating, the FSM is there, invisible, changing the results.